Scavenger, sitting on the fence
Eying up the rubbish with intelligence
You're cool cat, and sneaky at that
It won't be long until you've caught the daily catch
You're a scavenger, sitting on the wall
I wonder how you learned to be so icy cool
You're class act - that's a fact
But stop looking at my fish and chips like that!
Take your beady eyes off me
You might trick a worm but you can't trick me
Think your slick? You're not so great
Your voice is like a rusty gate!
There's a scavenger stamping on the grass
The way his little legs kick it's like River Dance
He's a big hit - thinks he's it
In the World Worm-Charming Championships
Uh-huh huh, Scavenger, down on the beach
He does his little dance when dinner's out of reach
He's a big splash, really cuts a dash
His 'Shellfish Shuffle" is a massive smash!
Scavenger, sitting on the fence
Eying up the rubbish with intelligence
You're class act - that's a fact
But stop looking at my fish and chips like that!