Last night I went downtown for a burrito And I had a girl ready for my bed Oh no Another girl, hot as a Jalapeño Got a cat-fight up ahead I've got another plan I've got another plan instead So I went and stole Jonny's best tuxedo I had to cut bait that opp was dead Fired up my trusty El Camino Headed out into the streets again I've got another plan I've got another plan instead Headed down to the new casino I hit aces, royalty and tens I hit on a bartender full libido Took her to a motel like a gentleman I've got another plan I've got another plan instead