Here goes another sad song
About a trip gone wrong down to Mexico
A mariachi band and a girl with a tan
Met at the Texaco
Singin' "I-I-I fell in love with the wrong señorita."
And "I-I-I had one too many margaritas."
How it all happened I don't know
'Cause no hablo español
Another sad, sad song 'bout a trip gone wrong
Down to Mexico
We was headin' out for Spring Break
Cabo Wabo can't wait
Gonna have the time of our lives
But the cooler's running low
So we found a Texaco
And we pulled in for another bag of ice
She was leanin' on my front hood
Ooh, she was lookin' good
Couple of nas in her hand
She said, "You're new in town
Let me show you around
Mi hermana,
She would love to meet your friend."
Here goes another sad song
About a trip gone wrong down to Mexico
A mariachi band and a girl with a tan
Met at the Texaco
Singin' "I-I-I fell in love with the wrong señorita."
And "I-I-I had one too many margaritas."
How it all happened I don't know
'Cause no hablo español
Another sad, sad song 'bout a trip gone wrong
Down to Mexico
A-ye.
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Well, I knew I was in trouble
When I started seeing double
I was singing with a mariachi band
Maria does the rumba,
I'm singing La Bamba
Is that a preacher with a Bible in his hand?
Well, I woke up in the bed
There's a pounding in my head
Maria says
"Buenos dias, mi amor"
And there's a ring on my finger
I swear I don't remember
Your Honor, is that grounds for a divorce?
Here goes another sad song
About a trip gone wrong down to Mexico
A mariachi band and a girl with a tan
Met at the Texaco
Singin' "I-I-I fell in love with the wrong señorita."
And "I-I-I had one too many margaritas."
And how it all happened, hell, I don't know
'Cause no hablo español
Another sad, sad song 'bout a trip gone wrong
Down to Mexico
And now I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
Drunk on some beach with my beautiful wife
You know, that's not such a bad song after all
About a trip gone wrong
Down to Mexico