Swish and Flick in the house I give you Swish Swish is my name and hip hop's my game And I'm the only reason that you wizards came (except for Flick) I know of a spot at the Leaky Caldron And at the after party in the Slytherin Dungeons I always blast off when its on and popping Making witches dance when I'm wizard hip hopping I live out loud when I bring the noise Bringing wizard rap to all you girls and boys Represent the Y.O when I'm chillin' in the hood A feminist MILF like DJ Luna Lovegood A wizard rock rock star like Matt Maggiacomo I swing both ways - been known to jock a ho Won't think twice if you're nice 'cause I only date the bad boys Like Draco and the Malfoys Who are you and your crew if you ain't got Slytherin pride If you ain't got somethin' to hide It's Swish and Flick for the win Step off, bitch I'll bust a cap on your chin Gonna keep it real, sip juice and gin It's Swish and Flick for the win Pure-blood pride, debauchery and sin We reppin' Slytherin (Slytherin) I shout "Expelliarmus" if you try to hex me I yell "Stupify" if you try to vex me Try to poke me with your phallus? Petrificus Totalus! 'Cause only pure-blood wizards are allowed to sex me Wingardium Leviosa, not Levio-sah When I was a kid I always knew I'd go far My status open doors like Alohomora Stop you in your tracks like Impedimenta This wizard over his name is Flick (My name is Flick) His lips are off the hook like Nearly Headless Nick When he rocks the mic, all the fangirls swoon If you try to battle him, you might get pooned In the studio, hitting rewind and pause Witches throw wars when he plays guitar All the ladies say they wanna be his wife But he's my Slytherin bad boy for life All the witches raise your wands up high if you're feeling me Swish and Flick (Swish and Flick) Swish and Flick (Swish and Flick) All the wizards raise your wands up high if you're feeling me (If I'm feeling you) Swish and Flick (All over your body) Swish and Flick It's Swish and Flick for the win Step off, bitch I'll bust a cap in your chin Gonna keep it real, sip juice and gin It's Swish and Flick for the win Pure-blood pride, debauchery and sin We reppin' Slytherin (Slytherin) It's Swish and Flick for the win Step off, bitch I'll bust a cap in your chin Gonna keep it real, sip juice and gin It's Swish and Flick for the win Pure-blood pride, debauchery and sin We reppin' Slytherin (Slytherin) Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry Harry