Mortimer's ghost Graduates today First in his class And well on his way The dry cleaning king of Baltimore's only kid Thinks back on all the things he almost did "I coulda wrecked the car I could've broke the law I could've fell love With every girl I saw But I didn't, and I missed my chance to fail And if I tried right now, well, I'd probably go to jail" Singin'... La la la la la la la Look at me now I've got it figured out Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends Don't hang up the phone You're not alone You're with me, and I'm with you And we're with friends Mortimer's ghost Calls me to confess His job is a joke His life is meaningless "They tell you what to do and make you walk the plank Freedom's just another word for 'You owe the bank'" Singin'... La la la la la la la Look at me now I've got it figured out Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends Don't hang up the phone You're not alone You're with me, and I'm with you And we're with friends Buckled up in shirts and ties Waiting for the downsize Decorate your cubicle You can't go out, your schedule's full Gotta get the kids at five They're judging you by what you drive They're judging you by what you drive They're judging you by what you drive Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends I've got it figured out Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends I've got it figured out La la la la la la la Look at us now La la la la la la la Look at us now Got it figured out Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends I've got it figured out Life is a long conversation And love is a call that never ends I've got it figured out