I get out my frustration by driving my head Through my coffee table every time that I forget Can't find my wallet. Where are my keys? 105 in cash lies abandoned in the weeds I get out my frustration by pulling the plug I place my television in the middle of the rug Swinging the hammer down through the screen 10 thousand channels on what not to eat Goodbye frustration As advertised I get out my frustration by closing my eyes I plunge a kitchen knife into my cellular device The garbage disposal is running on high 40 missed calls all from my wife I get out my frustration by breaking routine I'm bathing in the birdbath and the yard is where I dream Drowning my sorrows and keeping my cool 55 pounds hold me down in the pool Goodbye frustration As advertised Put me through the ringer when I linger on an unfamiliar phrase (You know) Meet me in the middle but belittle everything that I have made (You'll see) Drop me with your venom through the denim that is wrapped around my legs (You know) Halfway sentimental but be gentle when you're shaking me awake (You'll see) I get out my frustration by stepping outside I'm searching for elation with my fingers twist tied Crossing my knuckles, I'm crossing the street 22 tons of metal on meat Goodbye frustration As advertised Goodbye frustration