Hello, Ron You don't look so good this morning You've got something stuck on your face It looks like it sucks What could it be? Is it a leech? Is it the giant squid? Because it's wrapped around pretty tight Oh wait, it's a girl Well I know your sister said You have the experience of a twelve year old But come on mate Please don't act thirteen I'm pretty sure Draco Malfoy is crying 'Cause you're grossing us out With your tongue in her mouth If you can kiss, kiss, kiss And you'll be slip, slip, slipping On the homogeneous mixture of your saliva And our vomit Well if you're doing this to make Hermione jealous It's working But the process Good God, the process is just making us nauseous