I tried to knit a Weasley sweater Impatiently awaiting my Hogwarts letter I play in a wizard rock band My muggle friends just don't understand Can never handle the suspense Before the nearest Potter conference I'm hoping that time goes by faster Smitten with the potions master I'm smitten with the potions master () And Harry Potter Has taken over Life as we know it I have to admit I gave up hiding my obsession I'm suffering from Post-Potter Depression I read Deathly Hallows with a box of tissues When I got to the epilogue, I had some issues No matter what the last book implies The fun isn't over so save your goodbyes So this one time, Ben Schoen hit on me And I wanna grow up to be Melissa Anelli Kristina Parselmouth is pretty and I'm jealous Alex Carpenter's my patronus Yeah, Alex Carpenter's my patronus () And Harry Potter Has taken over Life as we know it I have to admit I gave up hiding my obsession I'm suffering from Post-Potter Depression