On my fortieth birthday
I woke up in Poland
Just accidentally
I looked around and thought, "I better keep on rollin'"
So we rolled right the fuck on outta Poland, all right
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Free Christiania
That's where my birthday ended
My friends said "Where were you?
We couldn't find you, why're you bleeding?"
So I said
As I bled
I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
Three times over my head
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I hear that Superman's a Jew
Or at least a immigrant
And Nosferatu, too
But what do they do when they screw up so bad
It's like a kryptonite magnet
That is dragging them to their death bed?
What do they do instead?
They say
"If you need me-
I'll be swinging a chicken
I'll be swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
Three times over my head"
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If you do enough living
You'll be faced with a decision
Between committing a sin
And just committing a other sin
Then you'll want a shot at redemption
You want a shot at redemption?
Don't use a rubber chicken
'Cause then the sin
Just bounces back in
Now you take it by each wing
And you sing
You sing
"Won't you help me swing
This frightened chicken
It's all I ever had"
All right DD, get ready!
Swing that chicken one time!
That's right
Now
Swing that chicken two times!
Now, should I get DD to swing it three times?
I don't know, I can't hear you (yay)
All right, get ready DD!
Swing that chicken three times!
Alright!
I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
Three times over my head
Well, I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
I've been swinging a chicken
Three times over my head