Presenting those, who without woe in our hearts we proudly bestow Our highest endowment How? Did we even do anything? Just go up there and accept the thing. Someone else do it, I don't like public speaking. Hurry up the whole room is clapping What is this even for? Hurry up the food is getting cold Hello, I don't seem to know why we're all here Below the audience waits with baited breath With stars in their eyes the likes of which we've never seen They watch your lips move ever so slightly Waiting You guys are too kind You guys I can't find Words to describe How little and insignificant this award is