I'm a bottom feeder,
Drinking cold brews,
Got a ride with no wheels,
No engine, no roof,
Catch me in the corner shop nicking bubble gum,
Forty years old, still living with mum!
I'm a waste of space,
A real wonky don,
Smoke dockers in the day,
Rock'n'roll all night long
I'm a bruise cruiser,
And I'm sniffin' all night,
Catch me in the corner,
Offer ya dad a fight!
I'm a fucked up, red nosed,
Greasy haired sleazey,
Got oil in my hair, got sick in my teeth,
Watchin' all the girls in the afternoon,
(Afternoon!)
Eating microwave meals, watching shit cartoons!
Got a ford fiesta, with no MOT,
There's only one world, it revolves around me,
I love the EDL, I watch Jeremy Kyle,
Got babestation on speed dial!
Suck my mullet!
Lick my tash!
Smoke it ange!
Suck on, suck on, suck on, suck on, suck my mullet!
Lick my tash!
Smoke it ange!
Suck on, suck on, suck on, suck on, suck my mullet!