Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, I've never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I'm hopin' it's going to come true
But there's not a lot, I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker, I'm playing my jokes upon you
But there's nothin' better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do