You wait for the day, you prep for a year And when the big day is finally here You take a jerk and work to turn 'em around You show 'em their life and you hope for the switch And when it goes off without a hitch This Christmas train is party-bound We're giddy with the holiday goodwill gleam 'Cause helping out is sweeter than eggnog cream We might be dead, but we're living that Yuletide dream We're full of that Christmas morning feeling Is there a morning more appealing? Thе magical mood of being merry is vеry necessary We're changing all mankind We've planted the seeds and joy is blooming Now we got one less hateful human We're doing the world a world of good Putting some nice into the neighborhood Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one We got that Christmas morning feeling And damn, is it fun Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la We're full of that Christmas morning feeling Feels like my soul went snowmobiling Saving a perp from certain peril We're like A Christmas Carol in perfect harmony If we're jacked up on joy and cheer, it's 'Cause we're insanely awesome spirits Doing the world a world of good 'Cause that's our after-livelihood Playing our parts, changing hearts One by one And that Christmas morning feeling Has only just begun Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ah