You wait for the day, you prep for a year And when the big day is finally here You take a jerk and work to turn 'em around You show them their life, and you hope for the switch And when it goes off without a hitch This Christmas train is party-bound Bring on the chili of positive outcome We're giddy with a holiday goodwill gleam 'Cause helpin' out is sweeter than eggnog cream We might be dead, but we're livin' that Yuletide dream We're full of that Christmas mornin' feelin' Is there a mornin' more appealin'? The magical mood when bein' merry is very necessary We're changin' all mankind We planted the seeds and joy is bloomin' Now we got one less hateful human We're doin' the world a world of good Puttin' some nice into the neighborhood Playin' our parts, changin' hearts one by one We got that Christmas mornin' feelin', and damn, is it fun? Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Gather up everybody for your quarterback, your MVP Your savant of the haunt The ghost with the most So sing out his praise and raise a toast They call him Christmas present for a reason 'Cause you're a gift, get it? You make that joke every year It's always funny, I'm not just saying that You guys are too much, you all pulled out the stops Shoutout to research, sets and props Here's to my spirits of the season (key change) We're full of that Christmas mornin' feelin' The tingle when jingle bells are pealin' Everything's super holly-jolly, it's like we're all on molly But it's a natural high (woo) Everything shines a little brighter I'm feelin' warm as apple cider We're doin' the world a world of good (doin' some good) It feels like a kick-ass Christmas should (just like it should) Playin' our parts, changin' hearts, one by one (one by one, by one) And that Christmas mornin' feelin' has only just begun Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la (begun) Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la