I've got some redeeming qualities Like always brushing and flossing my teeth My stomachs been killing me Says i need to stop eating so much before I sleep Ethan, I could use a hand I'm tired of feeling like the only one Ever with a plan I've been playing in alt bands But nobody wants to give us a chance No one wants to see a dry old man I'm the dry old man head banging in the stands Washing my hands in dog water Should I get or should I sleep awhile longer I would do anything for a sip of your water I would do anything to be a bit taller Lost and cold Stuck in your driveway I'm being ugly Getting snot in your hair I wish I could miss you The way you miss me