Dangerous toys are being sold at Christmas time Dangerous toys are in department stores They slipped right through the statutory safety net This Christmas time, don't give a dangerous toy They're mostly built in massive Chinese factories And their designs are iffy from the start They leave a trail of post-traumatic injury Don't ever give a child a child a gift-wrapped dangerous toy Dangerous toys have bits that can be choked upon Dangerous toys can cause you injury They pose a hazard to the general populous No one is safe from dangerous Christmas toys You'll only leave a trail of Christmas misery Who wants to give a gift that causes pain? Who wants to spend their Christmas day in hospital? Don't hurt