Hermione This is killing me You re seriously a tease just for Existing close to me My curiosity Keeps me in captivity You re gonna make this tree a slave To pure insanity Five years it s been since we first met Now you re kicking it with house-elves And you re every teacher s pet But to you a tree is just a tree What would it take for you to wake up And get next to me? Oh wait, I m a rock star And not just any rock star I m a wizard rock rock star And I rock out in a human body So, Hermione, I found a loophole Why don t you come and check out one of my rock shows? I ll take you to the after-party And you can get familiar with my human body Hermione, I hope it s clear to see My Muggle form is waiting for The moment when we re dating We ll crash the scene I ll treat you like a queen We ll be like Romeo and Juliet Except not quite as dead Five years it s been since I first set My lonely eyes upon you Now I m finally breaking through So what do you say? Let s run away Leave everything behind We ll rock until the end of time Cause, girl, I m a rock star And not just any rock star I m a wizard rock rock star And I rock out in a human body So, Hermione, I found a loophole Why don t you come and check out one of my rock shows? I ll take you to the after-party And you can get familiar with my human body