It's been raining for a long time and I can't seem to stand She left about an hour ago and so did the band I'm sitting at the bar with my face in the jar And something tells me I'm twisted Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar And something tells me I'm twisted People are looking hazy and people are looking dim I'd go for help if I could find the way I came in I feel in clover, it's time to keel over Something tells me I'm twisted Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar And something tells me I'm twisted Here's the one to lay you out with Charlie in the trough This one's got your name on it written in the froth Draining the dregs, I'm running out of legs Something tells me I'm twisted Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar And something tells me I'm twisted Wo ho sitting at the bar with my face in the jar And something tells me I'm twisted