Hmmmmm... Welcome to Transylvania, We're very happy that you're here! Welcome to Transylvania, We greet you with a mighty cheer! Chalujnik! We're considered both a Death and a Tourist Trap Thanks to all the Frankensteins, You put us on the map! So... Welcome to Transylvania Though vampires suck your blood at night, And werewolves prowl in the pale moonlight And zombies have a tendency to roam, It's the place that we humbly call Home Transylvania!