Oh boy, just another day out on the plain
Wetting that line
Let me tell y'all a story
Last weekend, I went fishing with
My buddy and his new girlfriend
And what I thought wouldn't be a good time
Thought she couldn't play, get hot, rewind
But I stared, stared, stared, stared and stared
At that pretty little girl just standing right there
I tried not to let her see
But good Lord have mercy on me
Talkin' 'bout a great view down by the water
Reeling them in, she got me real hot and bothered
I knew she set the hook when I heard it splash
And just like that
Saw her bending over, picking up that thang
Bouncing on the bank, so I started to think about
Mounting it up, baby, don't throw it back
I ain't never seen a bass like that
(Hmm... Sir), I wished that was my pole in her hand
I watched her take it off
That cover up, that fish she caught
That summer heat done started to rise
And them five dollar shades was the perfect disguise
From that great view down by the water
Reeling them in, she got me real hot and bothered
I knew she set the hook when I heard it splash
And just like that
Saw her bending over, picking up that thang
Bouncing on the bank, so I started to think about
Mounting it up, baby, don't throw it back
I ain't never seen a bass like that
No, I never seen a bass like that
I'm all about her bass
No treble
I'm all about her bass
No treble
I'm all about her bass
No treble
Oh my God
Billy, look at her bass
Talkin' 'bout a great view down by the water
Reeling them in, she got me real hot and bothered
I knew she set the hook when I heard it splash
And just like that
Saw her bending over, picking up that thang
Bouncing on the bank, so I started to think about
Mounting it up, baby, don't throw it back
I ain't never seen a bass like that
No, I never seen a bass like that
(Now honestly Billy, you just stay home)
(I just go fishing with her)