Have you seen my cow. She was here the other day. I woke up this morning. And I think she's run away. I gave her everything. It breaks my heart to say. Let me see my cow. I think she's running away. Had it ever been a cowboy should. I even knit her dresses. I took her to fancy art school. And paid for swimming lessons. I tried to teach her piano. But her hooves got in the way. Have you seen my cow. She's running away. I can't find her boy. I miss her. What do I do now. Now I mean. How am I gonna be a cowboy if I don't even have a cow. Oh my goodness. I'm gonna sit at the saloon while she's gone jumping over the moon. How am I going to tuck me in night. This is hurting worse than a rattlesnake bite. No offence, Susan. Have you seen my cow. Just let me describe her. She's a barrel of laughs. The life of the party. Everyone wants to stand beside her. She's a ray of sunshine that brightens up your day. Have you seen her. She's running away. I've looked through the mountains. I've searched around the cactus. I took a break for a yodel. Even though when it calms me down when I'm practicing. I would have checked the barn. But she never spends time out here. Oh, my precious cow. Has anyone seen her?. Her name is Kelsey. No. I'm a bit emotional. I need to beg your pardon. It's just her favourite food is the tulips. And I grew this whole new tulip garden. If you see my cow. You think that you can tell her. When I close my eyes and concentrate. I can nearly smell her. I miss her like crazy. It breaks my heart to say. I haven't seen my cow. She's Kelsey. Never mind. Found her.