Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's gotta go A-plop plop, a-fart fart, poop poop poop And it stinks real bad Yes, yes, it stinks real bad When Angelina Jolie uses the bathroom right after Brad uses it She gets really mad She says, "A-Brad, Brad, Brad You gotta use some air freshener When your poop stinks up the bathroom so darn bad" A-Brad Pitt poops It feels so good to say it Brad Pitt poops Before he wipes his bum He rolls up his sleeve He's so rich and he's so powerful and so handsome You'd think he'd find somebody else to do it for him It's so hard to believe That Brad Pitt poops Uh huh, Brad Pitt poops Look at me, I'm just a nobody and he's an international phenomenon But me and Brad Pitt, we got somethin' in common goin' on Every single day, our bowels move Sure, I don't have any proof Except that he's a human being He's a man, not a machine So that means that Brad Pitt poops Whoo!