If the QB's gotta go poopy In the middle of a football game If the QB's gotta go poopy Right there when he is playing Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop Football Poop Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop If the QB's gotta go poopy Right when he gets hit hard So hard that a little poop comes out Along with a big old fart Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop Football Poop Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop The QB doesn't care about poopy He just wants to win that game He's gotta mush it turn in his pants But he just keeps on playing Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop Football Poop Quarterback Poop Quarterback Poop Football Poop