I can turn food into poop
And drinks into pee
And I can do it all unconsciously
I've got a truly amazing and magical body
You're welcome to observe it
Though it might make you sick
I suggest you wear a gas mask as I do this trick
Turning my meal into excrement
Listen up close to my suggestion
You should be in awe of your body's digestion
Be enchanted,
Don't take it for granted
'Cos you can turn food into poop
And your drinks into pee
And you can do it all unconsciously
You've got a truly amazing and magical body