I drank three times my own weight today And I don't know why I get a feeling that I'm needing to go easy these days But I don't know why Because we're all Just flies in a pool Waiting for the moment when we might get stuck to the wall I spent another year on my computer again And I don't know why I think I'm losing my intelligence But I got no evidence And it gets me riled Because I know That I can't go Even an hour or a minute Without fucking checking my phone But I'm not alone 'Cause we're all in the same boat Except I know I wish I wasn't in yours Because... Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot And everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot And everybody on the Internet's an idiot I bought a water pistol off e-bay one day And I don't know why Was gonna aim it out my window And pull the trigger On all the passers by... I went too far Yeah I went too far Besides they might have gotten wet But it wouldn't have changed who they are I watched for an hour out a car window today And all that passed me by Were houses and buildings with lots of people living in them And big high rise And it made Made me feel so small Had all sort of things happening within my abdominal wall But I'm not alone 'Cause we're all in the same boat Except I know I wish I wasn't in yours Because... Everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the street is an idiot And everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the street is an idiot Yeah everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody else but me is an idiot And everybody else but me is an idiot And everybody on the street is an idiot Everybody on the beach is an idiot Everybody on their feet is an idiot Everybody in their seats they're all idiots Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody on the Internet's an idiot Everybody else but me is an idiot Everybody else but me is an idiot Everybody else but me is an idiot Everyone except for me... Except for me and you.