It's the time of year again
Where the loquats bloom
We're sleeping until noon
Never coming out our rooms
And yet your father doesn't like
When we watch Kung-Fu
But that's okay
We're just working on our moves
And on your 21st birthday
It'll be perfect
They say that I'm planning too far ahead
But on your 21st birthday
I know you'll still love me, Bernadette
I hope you'll still love me, Bernadette
(I don't know what that is)
(You're stupid)
I hope you still love me, Bernadette
(Yeah, it's okay, oh)
Well, I'm at thе back door
You can sleep out on the screen porch (how come?)
That's what it's made for
Wе'll wake up at midnight, listen to the rainstorm
And if anybody's wondering
Dropped out of college, for knowledge
And on my 21st birthday
It was so perfect
I went go-karting with all my friends
But on my 21st birthday
Where was Bernadette? (Where'd she go? Where's she at?)
I couldn't find you, Bernadette (where's she at? Where's she at?)
I don't know where
Where was Bernadette? (Where's she at? Where's she at?)
Where was Bernadette? (I still love you, Bernadette)
(Seriously where's this girl at?)
I hope you still love-
You could come over
I'm falling apart here, baby
You could come over
I'm falling apart here lately
You could come over
I'm falling apart, but I'm playing fine
Yeah (it was so fun)
On her 21st birthday
It was all worth it
I'm done waiting 'round for somebody else (it's about time)
So on her 21st birthday
I didn't think of Bernadette (aww, yeah)
Now, I never think of Bernadette
I used to always think of Bernadette
Now, I don't think of Bernadette
And I just met Juliet-