Finding love in a cynical world You are not just some fag hag But you're my best friend not my girl I could fuck you but it ain't my bag Course I love you and I'm always here Thick or thin I'm welded to your side And I know you'll always keep me near There's no escaping you, although I've tried You know I'll never leave you As you'll never leave me be But darling I don't need you Quite as much as you need me Finding hope in uncertain times Goodness knows we've looked for love And you know I love your damaged mind You and me are just so messed up I clothe you and I feed you But you show me how to be So maybe then I need you Just as much as you need me We live inside each other's gilded cage And I'll be there for you until old age Finding love in a cynical world You are not just some fag hag But you're my best friend not my girl I could fuck you but it ain't my bag Maybe we both are in love We could settle down and have some kids But the sex would mess things up And we'd fuck up like our parents did You'd keep me in your gilded cage Just yearning to be free When darling I don't need you Quite as much as you need me You sing to me and bring to me Most everything you do But maybe you don't need me Quite as much as I need you We live inside each other's gilded cage And you'll be there for me until old age