Don? t ride your bike off a ramp
That? s more than three bricks high
Don? t take a candy from the store
If you ain? t got the dime
Don? t pick a fight with a little guy
That doesn? t talk that much
Don? t pick up a cherry bomb thinkin? it? s a dud
And don? t sneak out of a two story house
Usin? bed sheets for a rope
Don? t ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it? s still runnin?
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin?
Save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses
If you? re sorry tell her so
Don? t drink the water in Mexico
Don? t ask me how I know
Don? t quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Don? t bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didn? t mean it
Don? t lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Don? t rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You ain? t that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa? fore he goes
Don? t ask me how I know
Sell your truck while it? s still runnin?
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin?
Save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses
If you? re sorry tell her so
Don? t drink the water in Mexico
Don? t ask me how I know
Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so
Don? t go to Vegas when you're heartbroke
Don? t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
Ya, I just know
Sell your truck while it's still runnin',
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know