Short king, baby, I'm a Short King, baby
This ain't a hoodie it's foreskin, baby
Got floss for the drawstrings, baby
Every closet is a walk-in
Cut costs - pay half for my coffin, baby
It's kinda fun
Can't ride roller coasters but I'd ride your mum
Providing she umm finds a stool for me
Can't ride in front with no booster seat
Got no food to eat? That's unimportant, baby
Cuz them crumbs on the floor: whole portions, baby
I'm a short king baby, could I be taller? maybe
Although I don't measure up, I'm a ruler, baby
Scared of sharks? I'm scared of piranhas
You wearing socks, I call them pajamas
You'd fall in and suffer if the floor was lava
While I'll be just fine on a torn bit of cardboard
You can call me dickhead
I wish 'cuz then I'd be like 6'10
I'd be big then
Every feet achieved is incredible
Cuz I don't have many of them
Short king, baby, I'm a Short King, baby
This ain't a hoodie it's foreskin, baby
Got floss for the drawstrings, baby
Every closet is a walk-in
Cut costs - pay half for my coffin, baby
Tall queen, baby, need a tall queen, baby
Sprain my fucking neck when you walk in, baby
Hit the second floor but you're flawless, baby
Your best quality is that there's more of ya, baby
I've conquered a dangerous land
When I'm on your shoulders I'll prop up a flag
My gosh, you take my breath away
'Cuz when I'm on top I need an oxygen tank
You cross my mind when I'm laying in bed
But when you lie, your mind crosses into France
Fuck it, just put me in your pocket, we can hang
If you ever wanna get in contact, I can send a telegram
And depending on where your head is at
With you, I won't need a weather app
I'm certain that nothing that you say is cap
Cuz I don't think they make them as big as that
If you'd mind some privacy
You can climb up something that I can't reach
It's fine you're twice the size of me
Call me James cuz you've got a giant
Reach
Short king, baby, I'm a short king baby
Tall queen baby, you're a tall queen, baby
Our love ascends past any size baby
Together we can make some average height babies