My name's not Dave That's not what they call me My name's not Pete How could you speak so wrongly? My name's not Marshall With two Ls My name's not Edward My name is My name's not Greg You couldn't be more wrong My name's not Guy That's also incorrect My name's not Augustine That's wrong as well My name's not Reginald D. Kensington the 3rd My name It's not Gorth (That's... not a real name) It's not Framf (And neither is that) It's not Rodert (Is this song just you naming off different names that you're not?) ...maybe (Wow, I'm stunned) It's not Bartholomew (This is what you're closing your album off with?) (Just a list of names that you're not?) It's not Denise (Don't interrupt me, ok?) (This is not how you close out an album, alright?) It's not Brad Pitt (Wha- Brad Pitt?? Obviously your name isn't Brad Pitt) It's not Augustine (Hey dummy, you already said that one, you failure. Oh nevermind.) It's not Barry or Mary How could you be so misled? It's not Paul Thomas Anderson You're as dense as bread It's not Not Bryan or Ryan Are you out of your mind? It's not Amelia Or Jack Douglass My name is Uh, my name is Marshal