I made dinner
But I dropped it on the floor
I nuked a burrito
30 minutes instead of four
I had a party
But nobody came
I had a girlfriend
But she said I was lame
I'm in hell
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
I went to get ice cream
All they had was dairy free
I went to the theatre
All they were showing was the Emoji Movie
I tried to drive to work
But the engine is dead
Tried to get a mechanic
But I've got 400,000 in debt
I'm in hell
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Oh, my life sucks (my life sucks)
My life sucks (my life sucks)
My life frickin' sucks
I went to get Taco Bell
(Tha-tha-that's the end of the sentence)
I dropped an album
(Ooh, self burn, ha!)
I got some crayons
But they only had black
I went to the beach
But I had a heart attack
I won the lottery
(Ooh, get the ballin', baby, ooh, get the ballin', baby)
I dropped the ticket in a fire
And when I went home that night
(Let me take you home, baby, let me take you home, baby)
But then my house was also on fire
I called an ambulance
(911, 911)
But they were all on break
And then my mom called me
(Hey, there son, hey, there son)
Just to say I was a mistake
I'm in hell
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Yeah, I'm in hell
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo
Ooh-woo