My gross ex can't sing Even though I told him that he could I used to let him duet with me But he wasn't any good I guess he could hold a tune Or maybe fit in a high school choir But I like music and this stupid guitar shit Was making me kinda tired But it was all I had Yeah, it was all I could think of I tried to put it nicely I tried to do the right thing Why would you say some shit like that? You know I couldn't help it You handle this so selfishly My dog won't miss you baby You're dead to me Not a friend to me, oh Idiot I just can't stand thinking of the way I gave him so much time Wasting my energy fake-enjoying all his forced rhymes I wanted to make shit, but I couldn't do it So I sat with the boy in his basement Who I could've done so much better than Anyways But it was all I had Yeah, it was all that was in front of me I tried to put it nicely I tried to do the right thing Why would you say some shit like that? You know I couldn't help it You handle this so selfishly My dog won't miss you baby You're dead to me Not a friend to me, oh I tried to put it nicely I tried to do the right thing Why would you say some shit like that? You know I couldn't help it You handle this so selfishly My dog won't miss you baby You're dead to me Not a friend to me, oh