You've got a thin blue shirt And an ugly haircut Cookie cutter prick dick that I kinda don't care for Says that I'm in trouble cuz my Dogs run free at a distance She don't belong on a leash That's what I said He won't listen But I saw him throwing names at a nice little lady Her name was Makayla I think so? (MAYBE) Says that I'm a dog cuz I'm mellow and scrappy But id rather be a dog than make a douchebag happy (Woof) And my alarms ringing here I go Up cuz it's Monday Back to work working with a jerk I miss Sunday Showing off he's giving me shit about my hair And my paws are all muddy So guess I see why he cares But I wanna go to Calif Is that so much to ask? Get a car, get a house Get paid extra fat But I'm a dog So maybe I should go back to the compound Or some sort of place where dogs can piss and order takeout A corner A mountain A river A valley I don't care, Just a place where I can be a dog and happy Am I gonna go-awoo Dog valley! Dog Valley! Dog Valley! Dog Valley! Can all the dogs say it with me Bark, bark, woof That's right! Any dog that means "I'm not alone!" So next time someone's hating On the music that you're making Make sure to tell them hell has got a room for them waiting I'm sure that's its cozy Ghosts scratch and they screech But I guess it's what they chose over Willie's fine beats Dog Valley! Dog Valley! Dog Valley! Dog Valley! Awoooo Ow Ow Grrr