Billy's just a guy with a 401k Living with his wife and every single day The same exact thing as the last one He's thinking bout pulling a fast one He had a lot of dreams and he's going in circles Watches TV, jerks off to the commercials His balls in the showed where the noose is And the truth is Sometimes I wish I was Bill Sometimes I wish I was bored But Bill's pretty bored While my face is on a billboard Yeah my face is on a billboard Yeah my face is on a billboard Yeah my face is on a billboard Yeah my face is on a billboard I'd rather be Bill More time to kill Livin' in the real Eatin' chips with Dr Phil (But I'm having the time of my life) Eating pussy in the racecar Throwin up the fuckin' caviar While I'm on tour (yeah) Well my face is on a billboard (nah) Yeah my face is on a billboard (nah) Yeah my face is on a billboard (nah) Yeah my face is on a billboard Sometimes I wish I was Bill (nah) Sometimes I wish I was bored (nah) I'm on a fucking billboard (nah) I'm on a fucking billboard (nah) Sometimes I wish I was Bill (nah) Sometimes I wish I was bored (nah) I'm on a fucking billboard (nah) I'm on a fucking billboard (nah) I wish I was Bill Pretty chill to be Bill I wish I was Bill