Yuh!
This is for anyone that said I wouldn't be nothin'
Said I wouldn't make it
Get ready to eat your words
'Cause I got news for you, haters
I ghosted Kevin Jonas
Not respondin' to his texts
I'm too busy gettin' checks
You're impressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas (this is true)
I'm not even tryna flex
But he's prob'ly so perplexed
Yeah, he's stressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas
The year was 2015
All on Vine, I'm doin' my thing
Get a DM, who could that be?
It's Kevin Jonas!
Asked me can I help out with somethin'
He sends me his phone number
Dude I'm jumpin', I'm excited
He says I started signing musicians with me a while back
I've got a client working on a music vid for a track
I'm tryna get a couple Viners to help, it would be bomb
If you could just record a clip of you lip syncing this song
And I didn't respond, yuh
School got in the way, I completely forgot
Realized a few weeks later that I ruined my shot
And it's prob'ly too late for me to reach out to him now
So that's how
I ghosted Kevin Jonas (Mom, I made it)
Not respondin' to his texts
I'm too busy gettin' checks
You're impressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas
I'm not even tryna flex
But he's prob'ly so perplexed
Yeah, he's stressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas
They said I'd never be someone, look at me now
Ghostin' Kevin Jonas, makin' mama proud
Even now it's probably still haunting him
Wondering when I'm gonna respond to him
But I'm not
I'm not surprised
When I see him on TV, I still see pain in his eyes
Kevin, if you're out there, I'm sorry for being a dick
And this might not make you feel better, but I wish it was Nick
I ghosted Kevin Jonas
Not respondin' to his texts
I'm too busy gettin' checks
You're impressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas
I'm not even tryna flex
But he's prob'ly so perplexed
Yeah, he's stressed
'Cause I ghosted Kevin Jonas
800 new texts from Kevin Jonas
"Hey bud it's been 7 years I'm starting to think you don't like me haha!"
"Just kidding but seriously what the hell"
"You can tell me to fuck off I won't care"
"You son of a bitch I trusted you!!!"
I ghosted Kevin Jonas