I was debated
And celebrated
I was the man of the hour
I possessed the power
It was something
To be so charming
To be the toast of the tea
A bee's pair of knees
I'd been awaiting
This bright new morning
And I knew that in due time
That she would be mine
But First the toasting
And all the hosting
Dinner and drinks are on me
'Cause money is free
I always knew
Ah, just how great I could be
But it's not true
This did not happen to me
But it's how things would be if I was you
You, you
If I was you
You, you
Ah ha oh
Ah hahaha
I'm gonna
I'm gonna skin mother earth alive!!!
If
I
Was
You
Bring on the main course
The finest of course
With all your mouths full you'll be
Happy to listen to me
I'd like to express
Our roaring success
The world is forever changed
We've everything to gain
Goodnight I bid you
Your rides await you
As for the girl of my dreams
Care to share a drink with me?
A perfect story
In all my glory
With her now here in my arms
Away from all harm
I always knew
Oh, just how great I could be
But it's not true
This did not happen to me
But it's how things would be if I was you
You, you
If I was you
Ah, you, you
If I was you
You, you
If I was you, Ah!
If I was you
If I was you
If I was you
Yeah sock it to me babies