Sunny sunday at the amusement park See the fat kids spill their pop, oh babe Lots of flags and balloons But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night Ran a turn and then it smashed right down Through the crowded haunted house below, oh no! Human hamburger, no And it's crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the board- See the tourists drop their jaws and cones See the owners smell a big lawsuit, oh, police! Call your lawyer first Make the witnesses go home and they'll turn on the TV And see crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids Crushed little kids Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk Crushed little kids adorn the boardwalk