We're sorry to be saying that we won't be coming home We won't be on the photographs or funny videos We won't be there so we can't share the usual family pose Or run into the garden if it snows But we'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we cannot say how long this will last We'd like to raise our glasses and say cheers Won't it be strange to be away this festive time of year? We'll just have to console ourselves with sunshine and cold beer But even then we'll miss you and be sad that you're not here So we're sending all our loving so sincere We'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we cannot say how long this will last We'd like to raise our glasses and say cheers There's nothing really festive about dancing round the pool But we'll be doing that to celebrate this coming Yule When you've opened all your presents and you've eaten Granny's fool And you're wondering when the kids are back in school Then we'd like to think you've had a Happy Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we cannot say how long this will last We'd like to raise our glasses and say cheers We'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we cannot say how long this will last We'd like to raise our glasses and say cheers We'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we cannot say how long this will last We'd like to raise our glasses and say cheers We'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas And hope you have a wonderful New Year Although we're separated by some distance From our hearts you couldn't ever disappear