Hallowed be thy dung - A fecal tour of fortune Sitting through mysteries of brown delight Predicting future guided by excrements Shallow be thy bung - The truth lies within rectum Bowing down to the porcelain god I am anxiously fishing for more predictions Excremental veracity - We shall bow down to turd almighty Oh holy crap - Once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess - The whole wheat shaman of death Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last To behold full breath... Now comes the fever, a true believer - Epiphany through sordid waste Through holy feces, a true reliever - Epiphany from this septic tank Excremental veracity - We shall bow down to turd almight Oh holy scat - Once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess - The whole wheat shaman of death I gain wisdom from every turd My fecal visions shall forever be heard