Pour me another, alemaster Upon our banner We'll raise our beverages Bar brawlin', tavern slam jam is near From far astray, they've gathered Elves and mages, goblins attended Tis the night, so ever rapturous Enter the cellar A Brewer's legacy Tread forth and taste, a drop of the spirit cask The golden fluorescent liquified An enchanting gloom resides For the zeal of resurrection All factions desire The tavern's alemaster is an all-granting apparition Barstools are flying, roughhousing and fighting Boozin', clashin', drunken laughter into the night Mystical tavern, quench our thirst and let us feast until the last Men stands In this relentless obligation Revered by the transcendent host Forever bound Fill the halls with clamor Unite the guilds, light the beacons For all have mustered as one In the final hour The Blunt force trauma reached critical heights As the paladins foehammered the last remaining contestants Out of the ring, into oblivion For the hallowed elixir Eternal bond to the victor The moon revealed our passages An enterprise among higher beings Ominous, paragraph Torn from the tome of old Despised is his name Redevise the divine obelisk Tavern slam jam, night of boozin' Cask consuming legends Chug, chug, chug, chug