You ask me all the time And I sure as hell won't lie I know you found your boyfriend's tie In the back on my Cadillac tonight Ooh did you like him for his money Did you think he was happier with you Was your annoying sense of humour a little but funny Have you met my friend her name's fuck you Well I've got your boyfriend and he likes me better He even gave me his favourite sweater Yeah I've got your boyfriend and he likes me better He even gave me his favourite sweater While you were sleeping late last night I stole your motorbike And I left something in return A photo of us on your front lawn Yeah yeah yeah Well I've got your bike now and I ride it better With him on the back and me in that sweater Yeah I've got your bike now and I ride it better With him on the back and me in that sweater Oooh ohhh oooh It's been fun letting him think He could have it both ways While I poured him another drink And showed him that video we made And I said Your girlfriend and I well we found each other And boy let me tell you she's a better lover I hope you like your drink boy cause we go down better Our favourite place to do it is on your sweater