Tell me about your lost weekend Where did you go? How'd you get home? All of the boys say they found you delightful Why'd you come home? You said, Just look around You'll see there's lots of girls like me But that's the problem, Jennifer, you'll see 'Cuz every brown haired girl is you Nothing unique to you Every brown haired girl is you To me Oh no I know a place where we can be happy Let's go to jail I'll see you in jail Jail is a place where if you do the wrong thing You go to jail And when our term is done, we'll share a bed because it's fun But Jenny, fun is fun with anyone And every brown haired girl is you Nothing that you can do, can you? Every brown haired girl Are you the girl that I said I'd hold onto? Are you the girl that I lied to? I'd almost swear that I knew you Or is it just you look like every brown haired girl I've ever known? The boys and the girls are throwing a party for everyone that we know Do you think we should go? They always say you don't have a choice, but I don't know It's happening in every town It meets on every street And it's been going on eternally Since every brown haired girl was you All of the brown haired world loves you Every brown haired girl is you The boys and the girls look happy to see us, and we're happy, too But which are the boys? Which ones are the girls? Just tell me who's who.