Verse 1: A Well there aint many sheilas where I come from E But shes the sorta sheila for me. N they recon I got the ugliest one A But shes the sorta sheila for me. N if ya had a dog that looked like that D Youd shave its arse n teach it to walk backwards E But you couldnt teach an animal to fuck like that A So shes the sorta sheila for me. Chorus: (play this after each verse) E A Yeah, shes the sorta sheila for me E Shes the sorta sheila for me She aint no fuckin oil paintin but A Shes the sorta sheila for me. Extra verses: Verse 2: Well theres no politically correct word for fuckin Fat But shes the sorta sheila for me. Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map But shes the sorta sheila for me. But providing I can get drunk enough Shes Elli McPherson when Im upin er And even Wayne Kerry wouldnt bother tryin to fuck er But shes the sorta sheila for me. Verse 3: Shes got B.O. and shes got bad breath But shes the sorta sheila for me. She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress But shes the sorta sheila for me. She picks her nose and shes always fartin Got saggy tits and a saggy arse But I tell ya what mate Im fuckin laughin But shes the sorta sheila for me. Verse 4: Yeah, she aint to pretty and she aint to bright But shes the sorta sheila for me. She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe But shes the sorta sheila for me. Shes got the uglies and shes got the stupids Mate two short planks look like a computer And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root er So shes the sorta sheila for me. Play chorus twice End verse: (use short palm muted strums) A A Yeah you know the best bit is shes deaf n dumb D D And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub E E So Im not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was E A (normal strum pattern) Shes the sorta sheila for me. E A Shes the sorta sheila for me. E A Shes the sorta sheila for me. E A E A Shes the sorta sheila for me.