Oh, I first saw her on the beach up in Thailand Stunning laying sunning on the sand Perfect face, perfect lips, perfect arse, perfect tits First time I've ever seen a perfect teen Then she stood up and skipped down to the water While I tried to hide me hard on as I gawked String bikini she was wearing covered nothing No bigger than two Band-Aids and a cork When she finished splashin' round, she walked over Water droplets on her sparkling in the sun She reached down into her bag, smiled at me and said "Could you help me smear my sunshine lotion on?" Next minute we're in her room sippin' whiskey Both 'bout to take a shower before bed And when she stepped out of that tiny string bikini That's when I discovered what I dread My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock) Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock) How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini? My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me Now try and put yourself in my position Should I run like fuck, or should I stay? But if I stay and have some fun, and we don't tell anyone And if I fuck him dash her, am I gay? Look I'm as straight as an arrow and I don't have to prove that But if I stay the night will I regret it later? 'Cause me mates all know I'm straight So how do I explain my new girlfriend's sporting meat and two potatoes? My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock) Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock) How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini? My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me Did I stay? Can't lie, I might've Did we fuck? Can't remember, way too drunk 'Cause before we went to bed, I necked a Johnny Walker red Now me memory can't remember what I'd done But I do remember when she woke me the next morning Fresh hot coffee and breakfast on a plate Gentle kiss as she whispered, "Love you long time" And that monster donger slappin' against me face My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock) Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock) How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini? My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock) Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock) How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini? My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me