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Kevin Bloody Wilson - My New Girlfriend текст песни

Исполнитель: Kevin Bloody Wilson

альбом: International Dilligaf Day


Oh, I first saw her on the beach up in Thailand
Stunning laying sunning on the sand
Perfect face, perfect lips, perfect arse, perfect tits
First time I've ever seen a perfect teen
Then she stood up and skipped down to the water
While I tried to hide me hard on as I gawked
String bikini she was wearing covered nothing
No bigger than two Band-Aids and a cork
When she finished splashin' round, she walked over
Water droplets on her sparkling in the sun
She reached down into her bag, smiled at me and said
"Could you help me smear my sunshine lotion on?"
Next minute we're in her room sippin' whiskey
Both 'bout to take a shower before bed
And when she stepped out of that tiny string bikini
That's when I discovered what I dread
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock)
Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock)
How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini?
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
Now try and put yourself in my position
Should I run like fuck, or should I stay?
But if I stay and have some fun, and we don't tell anyone
And if I fuck him dash her, am I gay?
Look I'm as straight as an arrow and I don't have to prove that
But if I stay the night will I regret it later?
'Cause me mates all know I'm straight
So how do I explain my new girlfriend's sporting meat and two potatoes?
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock)
Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock)
How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini?
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
Did I stay? Can't lie, I might've
Did we fuck? Can't remember, way too drunk
'Cause before we went to bed, I necked a Johnny Walker red
Now me memory can't remember what I'd done
But I do remember when she woke me the next morning
Fresh hot coffee and breakfast on a plate
Gentle kiss as she whispered, "Love you long time"
And that monster donger slappin' against me face
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock)
Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock)
How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini?
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me (bigger cock, bigger cock)
Humongous coconut sized knackers dangling underneath (bigger cock, bigger cock)
How the fuck she tucked that stuff inside a string bikini?
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me
My new girlfriends got a bigger cock than me

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