I don't care if it rains or it freezes, I just want this plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car It comes in colours Pink and pleasant Glows in the dark He's iridescent Take him with you When you travel far Get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell Going 90 I aint' weary 'Cause I got the Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell (Organ riff) Yes, get yourself a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestone, sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell I'm going 90 but I ain't weary 'Cause I got the Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell No I don't care, if it rains or it freezes I just want my plastic Jesus Sitting on The dashboard of my car Well he comes in colours He comes in colours Pink and pleasant Glows in the dark He's iridescent Take him with you When you travel far Yes, take him with you When you travel far