Jonathan's tired and ready for sleep At eight o' clock in the afternoon Cleaning up the mess that he made Every day it's 4 AM all week, each day But no, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know The basic rules to suit The new tattoo on his shoulder Johnny comes and Johnny goes Please believe me, ow Johnny goes away but then Johnny's a cat Eating from the same place he riddles his scat Sour green incense will burn out tonight A secret, a whisper, a candle will light No, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know The difference over, under, where Oh, there Johnny goes and Johnny goes... Heaven take me now! Johnny invites all the girls to stay Twenty-five dollars each night they pay But Johnny cuts corners and then cuts the cheese Chasing the tail of some brat that's in heat But no, no, no, no Don't ask, 'cause I don't know Why every day, every night The wicked boy sings All those wicked songs Johnny goes and Johnny comes back Please, you gotta believe me Drugs suck