Mom, I'm just so high Shut up! (So high) ♪ He had too much time on summer break No job, no girl, no cigars to face So, he buys some drugs and he took us for a hike Well, we all hike down to the river below And he brought his bag so he could show us the Shit that would make today fun Oh-oh-oh-oh, should I call my mom? ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, she's a unicorn ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, I took some drugs ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, don't know what it was ♪ Well, he thrashed and crashed in the sand And he pitted us with his hands And I, I knew then, that we had to leave I pushed him up and I made him walk And I shut him up, when he talked And he touched her and I hit him in the face ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, should I call my mom? ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, she's a unicorn ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, I took some drugs ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, don't know what it was