My new car has all these features
It shines so bright going up the bleachers,
Of kids they're all dead,
Oh god I think I just hit Ed
"Car accident"
Slaughtering kids in my mystery machine
Man I sure am living the dream
I'm all drugged up and ready to go,
Hope I can make it to the next show
My New Car
It runs on gas
My New Car
Kiss my ass
Now the cops are after me
In my brand new Mercedes
When you're on drugs you can't feel
Right behind the steering wheel
My New Car
It runs on gas
My New Car
Kiss my ass
Remember kids,
Speeding in a school zone is illegal,
So do it!