Stumbled into the party No six pack in my hand I did not know a soul But I was there with my band This girl came up with her boyfriend She asked how I was doing Said I'm good but I need a drink So they showed me right to it Down the drain, down the drain Down the drain it goes Down the drain, down the drain How my life blows Down the drain, drain the drain Down the drain it goes Down the drain, down the drain My life blows Went outside and I saw this girl Oh she was looking fine Walked right up, right up to her But I was drunk and out of line Took her hand right into mine We went straight back inside One thing led to another I made her a teenage mother Down the drain, down the drain Down the drain it goes Down the drain, down the drain How my life blows Down the drain, down the drain Down the drain it goes Down the drain, down the drain My life blows