There's a disturbance in my lower quadrant
Take me like Riker took Soren
Late in the fifth season when the writers were experimenting
Please, Commander, say: Engage
I'm more than happy to arrange
An evening on the Holodeck
I'd love to know what you would pick
I look up at the stars
I see a love that could be ours
Aboard the Enterprise
Your sleek, bald head between my thighs
You're not a fan of romance
But, come on, just give me a chance
Show me your Captain's log
I'm more turned on than Daimon Tog
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so
Well, I know you've got this thing with Crusher
But luckily, I crushed her
My phaser wasn't set to kill
I just stunned the bitch so she'd be still
I'm multiplexing an array
To show you just what course to lay
Assimilate me
Let's just do this
God you're hot when you're Locutus
Your dick is the final frontier
So make your orders crystal clear
I'm not a Betazoid
But I can sense that you'd enjoy
Making me your number one
Come on, Jean Luc, let's have some fun
Your artificial heart would melt
If you'd just play your part
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
I want to fuck Picard, fuck Picard
Out there in outer space
I want to sit on your face
Even back on Earth
I've heard stories of your girth
It doesn't take Guinan to see
That you were meant for me
I promise nobody will know
So please say you'll make it so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I love you so
Picard
I wanna get you hard
I wanna make it so